"Gravy boat! Stay in the now!" *

Now that we're all listening to lyrics-free music exclusively, why not take advantage of the reduction in distraction and read a book?

This sucker is the funniest thing I've read in years.

Exuberantly bitter, oddly heartening.

Reminds one of Vonnegut, Heller, Portnoy's Complaint, Confederacy of Dunces...but it's really like nothing else.

* This line of dialogue, in context, made me spit coffee across the room.