"The power to save the universe, and with it, all humanity."

1) I haven’t been to the movies lately because I’m worried for my safety.

The theater I usually go to is showing both Bill Maher’s RELIGULOUS and
this.

Have managers and staff been briefed? What if the two films are screened across the hall from each other, and the shows get out at the same time?

2) I may have to go the Bollywood theater in Novi, instead, and see DRONA; Yahoo! Movies raves:

DHOOM: 2 actor Abhishek Bachchan stars in this Hindi-language drama about a single man who has the power to save the universe, and with it, all humanity. DRONA also stars Priyanka Chopra, Jaya Bachchan, and Kay Kay Menon.

[One can only assume the single man will accomplish these goals by finding a nice girl from a good family.]

3) MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN was the FIREPROOF of a few months ago, in a sense: The mystery movie in the local listings, though it only turned up in a second-run theater or two.

At first I wondered if it was also a Bollywood flick. Of course, I was wrong.



(Priyanka Chopra reminding everyone: No kissing!)