Monday, January 05, 2009

Things To Be Miserable About

7 comments:

rocky dennis said...

On a related note, I read there is a thousand times more germs on the shift knob of your car than on the seat of a public toilet. My advice: place some toilet paper over the shift knob before each shift.

Bob Kemp said...

My solution was to replace the knob on the gear shift lever with a toilet seat.

rocky dennis said...

So, do you shift with your hiney? Please post a pic.

Bob Kemp said...

Rocky, you're taking this thread on a disturbing tangent. And who says "hiney"?

I don't know if you, or anyone else, noted that the pic was a hyperlink to the Things To Be Miserable About website, but other disturbing claims include: a third of the weight of a six-year old pillow is composed of dust mites.

Stoner said...

I think you two should finish this conversation -- in Belize!

rocky dennis said...

FB and Stoner, can you email me your flight information?

FB, can't you devise a way to make a pillow out of a toilet seat?

Bob Kemp said...

I think there were one or two nights, in college, that I slept with my head on a toilet seat. Does that count? Anyway, I think we all now agree that when it comes to hygiene, "toilet seat" is the new "black"