The Cover of the Rolling Stone, B-side

Are you kidding me? Stoner and Rocky assay the latest issue of Rolling Stone and don't mention the Stevie Nicks interview?

"We still feel like Fleetwood Mac have a lot to give to the world. In this time of trouble and turmoil, I think the world needs Fleetwood Mac." Amen to that, sister.

Left: "I'm all about mystery," says the 60-year-old (!) goddess.

Below: 19-year-old Taylor Swift (who, we learn, has never smoked a cigarette, nor tasted a drop of alcohol) getting her nose picked by Katy "I Kissed a Girl" Perry while Miley Cyrus mugs for the camera