I'm headed to Moab for a three-day weekend, the occasion being an outdoorsman's bachelor party of biking and canoeing and drinking. In preparation, I shopped the website of a Denver liquor store (items to be delivered by friends coming from that locale), where I came across the following discordant product descriptions for Partido Blanco tequila.From the manufacturer (I presume): Redolent of blue agave, Partida Blanco is brilliant, clean and crisp; very floral with notes of citrus, fresh herbs and tropical fruit. Well balanced with a natural, pure agave flavor and a pleasant finish that lingers gently on the palate.
From the Wine Enthusiast: A distinctive and fine blanco bouquet that features savory scents of rubber inner tube, pickle brine, green olive, vinyl, new saddle leather and kale. (They still gave it 100/100 points!)
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It's sure to be the Mother Of All Bachelor parties. (See what I did there?)
Not surprising coming from the Wine Enthusiast, considering its review of Sterno: “It has a complex bouquet reminiscent of monkey farts and vomit-encrusted carnival rides with hints of burnt rubber, asters, and geriatric bedding, and overtones of quiet desperation. [95 points]”
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