Why hasn't anyone written a graphic novel of Peanuts characters as grown-ups? (Are you reading this, Michael Chabon?) It would go straight to the top of my reading list. (If it's already been done, please let me know.)
When you smell a fart, does that mean molecules that came out of someone's butt have just entered your nose? I think it does. The thought makes me a little ill.
When did we start calling the filthy rich "job creators"? Is it because saying "I'm opposed to raising taxes on the filthy rich" makes you sound stupid and immoral?
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All odors are particulate.
Forgive my tardiness, but I've been living in a Corona ad for the last two weeks.
I recall an intimate gathering, back in my college years, when one of my friends let loose a very smelly fart and then, within a minute or two, headed to the toilet to defecate. My roommate Roger, who hadn't shown any disgust following the original act - we were all pretty vulgar when it came to bodily functions - was suddenly aghast. The sudden change of attitude? Having a deuce in the chamber during the flatulent act, he explained, meant that "It's like he just passed his turd directly under my nose."
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