Tuesday, April 22, 2008
A Note on the Primary from a "Bitter" "Elitist"
It's been reported that Hillary's strongest demographic groups are the elderly (50+ club), those with a high school education or less, and those making less than $50K per year. In other words, these are the same folks who fall for telemarketing scams, are the target audience for infomercials for dubious products, and are disproportionately the victims of various schemes of opportunistic scammers. Why doesn’t this surprise me?
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I'm six years away from being "elderly"? That explains my aching back. So far, I haven't found any solution for it in my "Natural Cures the Government and AMA Don't Want You To Know About" book.
It seems the only shining light in my life is that nice Nigerian fellow who's going to make me rich once my routing and account numbers are verified. He WAS the Minister of Finance over there, after all, and knows what he's doing.
Anyway, where was I?
Oh yeah... Hillary in '08!
Six years?
Christ, you're old.
The snark demographic group breaks for Kucinich. Your group is of no political consequence.
Last night's PA primary showed our country's fate is in the hands of Appalachians. The white, hillbilly vote will determine the presidency.
Good god, we're doomed...We're all gonna get reamed by a bunch of Appalachians... Might as well start playing "Dueling Banjos" now...
Now that Kucinich is out, my bloc awaits the arrival of the Centaurian ship (cloaking behind the next closely-approaching comet) to deliver us to a politically-just, off-Earth paradise. Or, we may vote Nader.
Is there any room left on the Centaurian space ship? Will there be all-you-can-ice-cream on board?
There are a limited number of spots still available for those who can prove their misanthropy. And don't worry; according to our Board's liaison to the Centaurians, Wilford Brimley,"We'll never be sick, we won't get any older, and we won't ever crave ice cream."
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