New Reality Show Debuts: "Veep or Creep?"

I was expecting a dull debate; I was surprised as anyone when Joe Biden questioned John McCain’s tax plan providing any relief to the middle class and Sarah Palin turned to the cameras and said “Well, gosh, Joe, I guess you weren’t paying attention when we said we were going to stay strong in Iraq and commit more troops to Afghanistan and go after terrorists in Pakistan too Maverick and you betcha we are gonna need to find more troops from somewheres because John McCain is such a Maverick foreign leaders are gonna Maverick hate him as much as they hate Bush now so dese troops hafta come from somewheres and we’re runnin’ outta lower class kids to send over to those places ya know so we gotta ensure dat the middle class can’t afford to send their kids to college so they’ll hafta Maverick go into Maverick the armed services soccer mom. Maverick, by the way."