In the event of Rapture, atheists with a gift for understatement will look after your pets -- for a fee.
Q: When the Rapture occurs, how long before my pet is rescued?
….Naturally, we must anticipate that there will be widespread chaos and confusion immediately following the Rapture that could impact travel times. Thus, we are targeting a maximum of between 18- 24 hours from realization of the Rapture to animal rescue…
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I love this. Why didn't I think of this? I love the FAQ it all seems so reasonable. Thanks Stoner
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