Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Not the Stephen Colbert Show


We all know that facts have a liberal bias. But what about The Bible? Apparently some right wing evangelicals think so. They're rewriting the good book to eliminate liberal biases, including wiping out Christ ever saying, "Forgive them for they know not what they do." I'd be interested in what it'll be replaced with. Maybe Christ saying, "Waterboard the damn Pharisees until they confess to their sins." Soon, kids, it'll be okay to kill in Jesus's name. It'll say so right in The Bible. You can read about it on Conservapedia, the alternative to the fact-based (i.e., liberal) Wikipedia: http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project

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2 comments:

Bob Kemp said...

Actually, they've completed the revision, and took out that Left-leaning Jesus altogether - they're calling it the Old Testament. Cuz old things are good things, right?

Stoner said...

Chapter One: God's leveraged buyout of Zeus.