If this movie were food, it would be that left over meatloaf your mom made because your girlfriend was coming over but then she broke up with you and you hated meatloaf for like...a week. Then you were really hungry and you looked in the cupboard, only to find a poptart, an OOOPS All Berries! Capn'crunch, and half a box of Jello, which made you wonder, hmmm what's in the fridge. Then you see the meatloaf and you're like oh man that looks awesome cause I love meatloaf. But then you eat it and half way through you realize you'd rather take a People's Elbow to the dick then be forced to eat another bite of that God forsaken meatloaf
I had to look up "People's Elbow". From urbandictionary.com :
the people's elbow was one of the signature moves of the rock. first he would look at the croud. then pull off his elbow pad in slow motion and throw it into the crowd. then he would run left,bounce off the ropes then over the guy on the ground, bounce off the ropes again. then he would kick his right leg up and drop his elbow ont the man's heart.
You're welcome!
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2 comments:
I get the "people's elbow" in the dick every day, metaphorically speaking that is.
In a similar vein (har!), I find that most days end up feeling like a kick in the balls.
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