What's the opposite of Deep Blues? Shallow pop? Heck yeah, we're talking an Air Supply concert. No troubling, life-threatening storms here. Just bright California sunshine and sweet, sweet, saccharine music. I couldn't tell if the crowd was getting into the concert or going into insulin shock. I didn't have a chance to find out. Ol' rocky was escorted out by security for wearing an ironic smirk during the show. Definitely a no-no at an Air Supply concert.
(Despite the lameness of this post, it did its job of getting my mug off the top of the page.)
2 comments:
Booting out ironic hipsters should be standard practice at every concert. Bravo, Gen Y-er security officer!
Was concert sponsorship provided by a portable oxygen tank company? Did band members require their own?
And is that a Rascal scooter in the mosh pit? Awesome! Air-heads rule!
Potential sponsors for Air Supply concerts: motorized scooter manufacturers, makers of matching his-and-her outfits, Bic lighter smartphone app but not real Bic lighters, and, strangely enough, restaurants that serve giant turkey legs.
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