Alas, the best cheap beer is only accessible to Rex Otto among The Clock regulars. I knew there was some benefit to living in Minnesota besides the enticing possibility of witnessing a slap fight between Prince and Garrison Keillor. Yeah, like you haven't fantasized about it.
Author's note: I write this with a little bitterness while drinking Trader Jose' beer, a Corona knock-off which is on the wrong side of putrid. The thing about cheap beer is, when you buy it, you're all in. You've entered into a contract stronger than any that could be written by Alan Dershowitz, i.e., I bought you because you're cheap. I will drink you no matter what.
(Pictured above: Riot Fest headliners The Replacements)
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